If you’re like me, at some point in life you’ve imagined ridiculous scenarios where you are a “hero”
While daydreaming in the shower or loafing on the toilet, be it fantasizing about surviving a zombie apocalypse or fighting back against a criminal, you gotta admit: sometimes we get lost in our heads thinking about how we would approach and/or survive perilous situations. And obviously it’s all hypothetical; the chances of us actually doing these things are very unlikely… but there’s definitely a non zero chance.
Zombie Apocalypse. Credit: Adobe Stock
Recently, a golfer stopped a suspect from getting away in one of the wackiest and quite literally one of the dirtiest ways possible, and the whole scenario straight up sounds like a plot from one of my shower daydreams. Police were chasing a stolen car. It eventually crashed and four suspects run hop out, all running in different directions. One suspect runs towards a golf course nearby (which is probably one of the worst places to hide considering all the open space) and rushes into a porta potty to hide.
Unfortunately for the suspect, our golfing protagonist, only known so far as Adam, saw him go into the porta potty. This is where I’d imagine our golfer recalling the tens of thousands of fantasy scenarios he has had of stopping a suspect, and with that in mind, Adam knew what he had to do next. Did you guess it? He tips the porta potty over— door first. The suspect is now trapped in a room 10000 times worse than jail; the suspect found himself in a DIY septic tank.
Police locating trapped suspect. Credit: CNN
The best part about this is how the golfer doesn’t even stay for an interview; he knew what he had to do, did it, waited for cops to approach and went back to tipping in easy ones and driving it home at hole 3. Police were later shown on camera driving up to the tipped porta potty, rolling it over and releasing the suspect. Respect to the one cop putting on gloves before touching him.
Although this may have sounded like an amazing take-the-opportunity situation for Adam, it was reported that when the suspect entered the porta potty, there was also a child already inside. Quite a crappy situation for the kid— literally.
Read more and watch videos here:
Golfers Help Police Nab Suspect by Trapping Him Inside Porta Potty: ‘Imagine the Stench’
See police race across golf course in pursuit of suspect trapped in porta potty
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