Well, folks, we are back after a week of fighting demons and training dragons. I can now deliver you the tremendous, spectacular content you know and love. To get the wheels greased, I talked about a topic that has honestly been something I hate doing but is a necessary evil. doordash has made it clear to their customers that “IF THERE IS NO TIP!!! THERE IS NO TRIP!!!” this right here is just not fair for the consumer. Are we really going to punish the customer for being unable to tip or that they just don’t want to? I have some sympathy for the divers. They do have to rely on the generosity of the community to pay their wages, and that is bad, but don’t hurt the customer for something the employer should be doing.
But on the brighter side of the moon, we had a wonderful moment happen in Las Vegas. ADELE WAS IN TOWN, AND SHE WANTED A CRUNCHY WRAP SUPREME!!! That part was not true, but Adele did have a show this week in Las Vegas where she saw a special guest in the crowd. She spotted the man who delivered her baby. Like what are the chances of that happening? Once she knew he was in the crowd, she raced over to hug him and then yelled out, “THAT MAN DELIVERED MY BABY!!!” if you’re going to stop a show for a moment, I guess for the doctor who made sure your baby, got to planet earth okay is worth it.
To end this show, we had to let them know people are getting more than what they ordered out here. A man from the U.S. wanted to have fries and a milkshake from Chick-fil-A, and he got the fries and was given a warm cup of urine to wash them down. OH, GOOD GOD!!? THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! The man was horrified by what had happened, and he would not leave this alone without getting an answer. He called the man back for him to confess his sins. The GrubHub driver did admit to what had happened and said he works long shifts and does not take bathroom breaks, so he relieves himself in disposable cups. The man did get a refund, but it would still not wash away the taste of that man’s urine from his mouth. The carelessness of that driver will haunt him forever.
I’m glad you made it to the end. Catch me on Thursdays from 5 pm to 6 pm on say radio.
TLDR:
Service will be slower for Doordash users who tip zero Dollars.
Adele spots the doctor who delivered her baby at her Las Vegas show.
A man from the U.S. gets a cup full of urine instead of his milkshake.
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